XxPeanutxX's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mega Man RPG]

way to go...

you took a character that most people think is awesome and made a crummy game,but dont worry! people actualy give this game above a 4 in hopes that you will make a sequel thats good because,as I said most people love megaman(for some reason)
the problems with the game itself..errmmm..lets see.
for starters,its an rpg with no level up system,but dont worry,all the enemies you fight through the entire game are of the same difficulty level.sure you get new abilities,but wait! they all have the exact same damage ratio!not even enemies you think would be weak to certain moves are weak to them.shoot iceman with fire?it will most likely do the same damage as lighting blast,or any other move in the game for that matter.there are no maps to wonder in the game at all,there is no way at all to affect the outcome of any battle you fight in this game,I used a certain pattern of moves in this game on an enemy and dies,then when I tried again I did the exact same thing and guess what?I won!
the "music" was terrible,I gave this game a 6 on violence because of the killer headache it gave me.
this is the only flash game Iv ever reviewed that deserves a zero...so thats what Im giving it...a zero
dont say I didnt give this game a chance either,I beat all the enemies and got to that tower and beat many bosses and got to a big monster thing.
some of what I said might seem offensive to you but I meant no offense,aside from the first sentence where I said you took a character people like and made a horrible game,my offense was targeted torwards the suck ups who gave this game a high score.
every thing else I said was the truth about the game..I didnt make any of it up just to be an ass,I think you know this game is no fun to play just aswell as me but dont give up.I know its hard to make flash.
sorry man,but 0/5 on the review

[Iron Mike's Punchout]

this is a really good game

Great game,everything about it is just so awesome,besides a few HUGE downers.
1.I can see through my characters back,he's ugly as heck,and he has green hair!!!lol
2.the sounds man..whats up with the sounds?it sounds like some dude with athsma is coughing up a storm when the game is counting out the guy you knock out.
I really wish you would improve on those two things,those 2 things actually ruined the game for me so much that I took 4 points off my review,thats right,it would have had my 10 if not for those two things.
A couple of minor things are,the controls are a bit complex at first and could be improved on.I suggest:
A,S,for the left/right high punches and...
Z,X,for the lower left/right punches,and D for the super uppercut.the blocking controls are fine.
One final and very minor complaint I have,the screen layout/hud is a bit...off,I think it would fit a bit better if you looked on the bottom of the screen for the health bars and the action was more centered.great job,hope you improve the sound,graphics,or controls.
till then its a 6/10 for me,above average but could be so much better.

[The Expert's Guide - NG 3]

Helpful

Very good tool for learning many things about newgrounds profiles,taught me about NG whistles,which I had no idea what they did.

highwatermark responds:

You're welcome.

[The Impossible Quiz]

ROFL!

I love pissing my friends off with this thing,great job.
I give it a 5

[Prison Throw]

that was fun

awesome party game man.but ROFL you're highscore boards are sooo cheated,last I checked it was 999999999999
and we all know thats imposible.
pathetic people who have nothing better to do than use scripts to cheat on flash games.FLASH GAMES of all things,sad really.

[IndestructoTank!]

got boring quick

It was a fun game,but it got boring quick for me,most people will enjoy it but it takes a really good flash game to hold my attention these days,upgrade system was nice and it was a good idea for a game.
I suggest more satisfying explosion effects.
Big Booms=more fun(:

[Give Me Liberty]

almost good

I might have enoyed it if it wasnt for that rap garbage,I hate rap and Im damn sick of it,it ruined the whole game for me.
you should have changed the music to a different type of music at least every scene,that game had other stations besides that one and most people didnt listen to that rap one.

[PPGD: Battle in Megaville]

awesome

this is the best fighting game in flash I have ever played.
but what is this powerpuff girls anime stuff?
I always thought powerpuffs were just some little kids show on cartoon network.has me a little confused,and the link you posted as a part of you're author comment doesnt work.
Id aprecciate it if you fixed it because this comic has me curious to say the least.
As I said on up,this is the best flash fighter I have ever played,all others have been clunky or the enemies had to cheat to get lose from your hold because all you did in those flashes were tap the same button.this is a great game though,I hate the girly storyline,but what did you expect from a powerpuff game? I didnt exactly play this game for the story anyway.
great job.

[Sentence Generator]

great job

I dont see anything you really could have improved on that would have made it much better,An insult generator would have been a great bonus though.
I give it a 4/5 for a flash.
As for those of you talking about how "I didnt like it because Im all mature so I got bored of it in 2 minutes,maybe I would have enjoyed it if I were an immature idiot."
then why did you click on it in the first place?
It did what it was supposed to although wise showed up way to much...or maybe I got unlucky...
anyways!
some funny sentences I got were:
The Retard Chatted with the Internet because it was Wise.
The Fire Crapped on the tree because it was Wise.
The Muslim lay on the sofa because he was mentle.(arent they all?)
The fat guy attacked the chainsaw because it was Evil.
and..The cancer thought about the Fat guy because it was evil. (:
great job,I hate song #1 though,#2 was just ok because elevator music kinda fits this crazy game.
Great Job.

[K-FED: Dancing with Fire]

rofl

way to crawl your way back up his ass,make a game about killing him then give a link to his website and his little piece of the place where self absorbed ass holes go to brag about themselves all day(my space)
I guess the game was decent,except the part where you knocked the baby on the ground.
stick to killing full grown people,the day I quit gta is when you see kids running down the streets to gun down.and dont you bitches tell me to grow up,you gotta draw a line.